even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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