they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
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I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
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Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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