New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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