HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
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sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
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Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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