I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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