I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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