I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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