I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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