Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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