There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
how does that bad decision feel?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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