Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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