I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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