the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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