i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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