Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
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So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
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Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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