TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
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mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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