your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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