She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
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I need you to use more vowels.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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