When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
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I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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