dude i'm inner monologue high
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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