why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
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i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
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Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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