There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
false alarm, still single
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