Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
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Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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