its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
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How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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