She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
