Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
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I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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