what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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