We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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that's what penises do
they tell lies.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
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Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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