If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
