Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
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We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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