Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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