Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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