Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
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Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over