We're facebook friends in real life
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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