I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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