Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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