I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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