Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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