This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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