can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
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To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
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Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
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