is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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