this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
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will barter weed for kareoke machine...
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
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Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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