ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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