So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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