i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
