we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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