Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
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CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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