Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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