so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
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So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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