We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
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Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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