walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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