This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
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yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
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Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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