We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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