i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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