oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I'm at about main and main street
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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