I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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