i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
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Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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